Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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