i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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