Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
A+ Viking dick
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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