it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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