Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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