wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You were trust falling into bushes
My bed smells like the plague
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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