The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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