If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You ruined the universe
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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