So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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