Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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