I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
