OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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