Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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