Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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