I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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