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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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