im about as happy as oj after his trial
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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