: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i barfeds in our rink
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
