dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Fuck appropriateness.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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