Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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