Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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