Where did you get a picture of my penis
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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