I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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