we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I want to be your penis for a week.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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