quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
smell my finger.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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