He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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