it hurts more in the daytime
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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