hotel room ftw
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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