East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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