Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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