are you still at the devil's house?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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