oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just google imaged poop.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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