Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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