I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
