So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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