am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
