Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
