I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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