I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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