another moral hangover. fuck.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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