There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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