Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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