this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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