The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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