Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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