Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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