he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
