this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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