Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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