That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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