Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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