I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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