You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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