i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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