Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Why is your signature on my underwear?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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