My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
