I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
