well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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